Cross-border data transfers: A global adventure
Think of data as a world traveler with an all-access pass. Why limit its journey? Our data enjoys first-class trips to servers around the globe, collecting fascinating insights and exotic malware along the way.
Data minimization is for minimalists
Why collect only what you need when you can have it all? Our data hoarding approach ensures we're always prepared for any possible scenario.
The ultimate guide to writing emails no one will read
We've perfected the art of creating messages so bland, so jargon-filled, that they're guaranteed to be ignored or sent straight to spam. Learn how to write subject lines that scream "Delete me!"
Why cold calling is dead: And other ways to avoid human interaction
In this post, we'll explore the art of avoiding real conversations while still pretending to be productive. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of email campaigns and praying for LinkedIn engagement.
Leveraging AI in sales: Do less, earn more
In this groundbreaking guide, we'll show you how to outsource your empathy to machines. After all, nothing says "I care about your business needs" like a chatbot that can calculate the statistical probability of your prospect's dog's name.